xenonsense:

eggyolkperona3000:

Master doc that contains different resources and support for many countries including Palestine, Congo, Haiti, Hawai’i, etc ((op is underneath the link))

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[ID: Tweet by Nanu’s eyebrows 🇹🇹❤️🔱… @ Seaweedlagoon which reads: “I’d appreciate if you guys would spread around my master document that not only contains support for Palestine but other countries as well, I’m updating it with resources for Puerto Rico, Lebanon and Trinidad and Tobago tomorrow!” With a link to the above doc/End ID]

thecraftybear:

actualdikdik:

violetfractal:

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It’s playing snakes and ladders

writinggremlin:

A Whumpee who has spent their entire life under the control of another, without any autonomy or independence.

One day, after their rescue, they finally realize that they now *do* have autonomy, and that the others in their life respect that. They have independence, they can do whatever the fuck they want, they don’t need permission anymore.

And that feels… weird. Surreal. Freeing. Confusing.

They’re just holding this revelation in their hands like “What is this? What do I do with it?”

anonbeadraws:

anonbeadraws:

anonbeadraws:

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today’s warm up: people should put up warning signs or somethin’

what happens next

Pizza arrives! 🍕

Help arrives!🆘

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Part 2 or This one’s on the house, please don’t tell my manager.

newmutations:

newmutations:

skateboard will be so fictionalized that people forget we all have one inside of us. like the war of course but like they arent just fantasy creatures…. its just In There

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hey. So skeletons may have autocorrected to skateboard,

ash-rigby:

mutuals even if I don’t talk to you much/at all, when I see you on my dash I’m doing this

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omtai:

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oh log we’re really in it now

storm-sergeant:

fat bear week 2025 champion 32 Chunk wearing a crown and surrounded by confetti, salmon, and chunky monkey ice creamALT

ALL HAIL KING CHUNK!!!! CONGRATULATIONS YOU BEAUTIFUL FAT BEAST!!!🐻👑

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pseudonymjones:

pseudonymjones:

My child said to me:

“Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko”

Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet

The correct answer is: “I like strawberries.” Were you close? Please find the annotated translation below.

A drawing of Goose saying, “other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko.” It is heavily annotated:  Other-donkey: a portmanteau of “other mommy” and “donkey.” She called me donkey and I accidentally laughed when I responded “I’m your other mommy,” prompting the evolution of the bit. She has been calling me this for a few hours now.  Other mommy: “other mommy” is the name goose uses to differentiate me from my wife (“mommy”). The names are largely interchangeable but I get “other mommy” a little more often and now I’m fond of it. Note: no relation to Coraline/evolved independently Donkey: Goose has been repeating the word “donkey” because it’s fun to say. ie: donkey donkey donkey donkey.  Elsa: She is wearing her Elsa dress (again) and pretending to be Elsa. Here she is talking about herself in the third person.  The “Elsa dress” (pictured, a dress with a face on the chest) is a blue dress with frills. It does not look like the dress Elsa wears in Frozen, but it does have her face on the front. She has been dancing to “let it go” or a half hour. (Pictured, Lucy dancing in the dress. She says, “Elsa’s making her frozen castle!”)  Likes macaroni: macaroni, here, is strawberries. She selected 4 strawberries from the container in the fridge and asked me to cut them up for her. I put them on a plate and cut them into sixths (the way she likes). (Includes an illustration of the process) when I handed her the plate of sliced strawberries, she said “these are macaroni.” “Ok,” I said.  Macaroni: no precedent. She had macaroni a few times last week? We ate at restaurants more than usual while at the shore and it was all she wanted from any given menu. (Note: no apparent relation to Yankee Doodle, despite the coincidence of “called it macaroni.”)  Kiko: we went to the shore last week and the town we stayed in had the type of crossing signals that beep and talk. She was fascinated by these and “kiko” is how she imitated the beeping sound the signal made while waiting for it to give us a walk signal. Her fascination has led to her framing most declarative sentences as crossing signal announcements, with the beep-boop sound effect as punctuation. (Inset: a drawing of a moogle from Final Fantasy saying, “it effect is de kind of sounds like a moogle kupo.”)ALT

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